“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead. But Daddy needs you to bring your smartphone or your laptop so he can cop a Keybar® Key Organizer from Gallantry ASAP.”
- Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis), Pulp Fiction (1994)
WHAT IS A KEY ORGANIZER?
Keys open doors. When you’ve got the keys to the kingdom, they can be useful like that. Take a second, however, and think about how many keys you typically carry around on your person. Wouldn’t it be nice to have some kind of everyday carry tool, almost like a multi-tool, to, you know, organize those jumble of keys in your pockets? Sounds kind of awesome, right? Well, guess what? It is definitely awesome…and it already exists!
The Bride (Uma Thurman) could’ve definitely used a Keybar® Key Organizer from Gallantry in Kill Bill Vol.1. DEFINITELY.
Enter the incredibly compact, useful, sleek, minimalistic, well-constructed, comfortable to hold (and carry, of course), unbelievably easy-to-use piece of everyday carry known as the Key Organizer. Nailed it! These nifty key and tool organizers are guaran-frickin’-teed to make literally anyone’s life easier. Though the average one can hold ten to twelve keys, some can even hold up twenty. Hiyo!
“Little does the audience know I got this pick as an insert for my Keybar® Key Organizer that I purchased from Gallantry…”
- Driver (Ryan Gosling), Drive (Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn, 2011)
Remarkably durable and crafted specifically for everyday use, you can believe that Key Organizers are here to stay. After all, no one – and we mean no one – likes having their keys janglin’ and jabbin’ in their pockets, poking holes in them, damaging the lining, scratching wallets, phones, this, that, and the other, not to mention stabbing them who even knows where like there’s some kind of steel toothpick flying around. Not trying to feel that little poke coming through on you, are we? We are not. And we’re not trying to lose our keys, either (another benefit to owning a Key Organizer).
Loose lips sink ships. Loose keys sink pockets. These are just some of the facts of life.
“So, I hear you’re a Gallantry Man with a Keybar® Key Organizer. Any truth to that?”
“Hell yeah it’s true.”
So tell large keyrings and awkward metal keychain loops everywhere to watch their six. The streets are hot and their days are numbered. The ultra-light KeyBar® Key Organizers, meanwhile, are coming (in multiple designs and colors with all kinds of key holding capacities, too) and they’re ready to make your pockets a straight-up scratch-free, anti-Danger Zone (let’s leave that excitement for the F-14A Tomcat).
INTRODUCING KEYBAR®…
THE QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN-MADE KEY ORGANIZER
“I feel like I’m living a dream. The American Dream!”
- Mike Taylor, KeyBar CEO & Founder
Mike Taylor was just your typical Chief Engineer, going about his daily duties at upscale historic district hotels in and around Savannah, Georgia. Over time, something began to irk Mike and that irk was the loud, obnoxious jangling of the keys on his giant key ring attached to his belt. Mike, being the sharp cat that he is, began his search for some kind of everyday carry product that could help him solve this annoying problem. Despite a great deal of hunting, however, Mike kept coming up as empty as he wanted his pockets to feel.
Then, one day, it struck Mike. What if he were to create an efficient EDC tool in which the keys were like tools in a multitool? And so Mike did and the rest, as we always say, is history.
Mike’s first homemade key multitool, the “Everyday Carry Compact Key Holder,” became a phenomenon, a sensation really, amongst his family and friends. The path ahead became clear for Mike. KeyBar® was his real calling in life. So, by the end of 2014, Mike and his wife, Jessica, quit their jobs to focus on KeyBar® full-time. To their pleasant surprise, they kept finding more suppliers to help them make parts. Then, the phone started ringing off the hook! The retailers wanted in on that KeyBar® action! In no time, it was as if everyone and their Grandma wanted a KeyBar®!
Flash forward to 2021. Today, KeyBar® has its own building with an office, seven full-time employees, and a warehouse that has been transformed into a machine shop with a CNC milling machine, two laser engravers, and a blister packing machine. There’s that American can-do spirit that we’re talking about!
Noise is always going to be here. However, thanks to the everyday carry legend known as Mike Taylor, you can now stop it in its tracks right now.
“So you’re the Gallantry Man with all those KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry that I keep hearing about, huh? Nice to meet you.”
WHY WE DIG KEYBAR®
Right off the bat, we’re suckers for any American-made product. So, when we first discovered KeyBar®, that patented USA-made rugged, perfectly-crafted-for-the-everyday-carry-enthusiast Key Organizer (with a titanium pocket clip) that works like a multitool for your keys and other EDC items (this pocket clip really allows for some seriously easy carry, let us tell you)? Yeah, it was pretty much a match made in EDC heaven.
Bulk? Hard pass.
Noisy? Womp womp.
Less than optimal comfort level? No thanks!
None of these factors even remotely enter the periphery of this little piece of EDC magic known as the KeyBar®. Let’s just be honest, you know? Let’s be honest about how easy it is to streamline your keys with one of these bad boys. Just load your keys up, organize ‘em as you please, and you’re G2G (good to go).
Quality? Check. Design? Check. Highly customizable? Check. Expandable? Check. Plenty of accessory options? Bing-o was his name-o.
Three sets of SS screws are included (to hold 4, 8, or 12 keys) with each organizer, so you’ll easily be able to load keys in your preferred order to know exactly where to find them. Furthermore, the O-rings help keep your keys snug while allowing you to adjust the tension, and the SS washers between keys allow for easy key deployment and key separation.
Produced via high-quality, ultra-lightweight materials like aerospace aluminum, titanium, and carbon fiber, each KeyBar® also comes with a titanium link for your key fob.
It’s time to leave those jangling key days in the past. After all, you’re a Gallantry Man and a Gallantry Man is definitely not the kind of man that walks around with a large ring attached to his belt. No, Sir. You are definitely not that guy!
Eliminate noise. Grab a KeyBar®. Carry strong.
“I feel like I’m missing some EDC…”
“Wait. Hold on. Did that sleazy dude at the racetrack snatch my Gallantry Keybar® Key Organizers?”
HOW TO SPICE YOUR KEYBAR® UP
There are oh-so-many benefits to having a solid everyday carry Key Organizer, and, as you already know by now, the KeyBar® is anything but your average one. Not in the slightest. If it was, you wouldn’t have plentiful options when it comes to what inserts you can put in your KeyBar®.
Here are just some of the epic tools and accessories that are available for you to mount onto your new KeyBar® in order to further maximize its already stellar utility.
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USB Flash Drive
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Mini Utility Knife
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Pry Tool/Screwdriver
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Nato Dagger Tool Set (for Firearms)
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Toothpick/Tweezer Set
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Titanium Comb
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“Keyrabiner”(i.e. Carabiner)
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Bottle Opener
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Fork
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Pick
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Quick-Key tab (for accessing a specific key quickly)
As far as pricing goes, there are no surprises here. As a general rule of thumb when it comes to Key Organizers (and most everyday carry products in general), with more fixins comes a higher price tag.
“The only thing I’m seeing that I’d like to put an amend on, perhaps a little more room here for the Gallantry KeyBar® Key Organizer fixins. You know what I’m talkin’ about?”
- Kenny Powers (Danny McBride), Eastbound & Down (2013)
“Oooh, we’re gonna have a lot of Gallantry KeyBar® Key Organizer fiiiixins?”
- Stevie Janowski (Steve Little)
“We're gonna have so many f****** Gallantry KeyBar® Key Organizer fixins up in this motherf*****!”
So whether you’re looking for a basic Key Organizer or a multifunctional Key Organizer with even more of those hot Key Organizer insert fixins’ to set your keys properly nice and tidy, we’ve always got you taken care of at Gallantry.
ALWAYS.
Let’s get into it! Wooh! Get these here KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry while they’re hot, y’all!
“Time to get my KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry back.”
THE BEST OF THE BEST
GALLANTRY MAN KEYBAR® KEY ORGANIZERS
“You ready to get your KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry back or what, homie?”
Plain and simple, KeyBar® is the superior way to carry your keys and everyday items. It's a patented USA-made key and tool organizer, and it includes a titanium pocket clip. Load your keys and organize them exactly how you want them. You can add your other EDC inserts like a flash drive, bottle opener, screwdriver, and more. Made from high-quality materials in the USA, you can trust your KeyBar® to last a lifetime.
“I think those are your KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry! Go! Go! Go!”
“Man, I knew these KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry were hot tickets, but this is wild.”
We’ve split our favorite KeyBar® Key Organizers into two categories (titanium and aluminum) based on their construction material here, so get ready to not have your keys rumble…
TITANIUM KEYBARS
THE CRATERED SANDBLASTED TITANIUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Solid titanium construction
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Custom CNC Milling Design
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Cratered Sandblasted Titanium KeyBar
$66.95
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THE DISTRESSED AMERICAN FLAG TITANIUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Solid titanium construction
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Distressed American flag pattern
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Distressed American Flag Titanium KeyBar
$66.95
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THE MIDNIGHT TITANIUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Solid titanium construction
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Fully Lasered For Dark Blue/Black Hardened Finish
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Titanium KeyBar
$76.95
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THE STONEWASHED TITANIUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Solid titanium construction
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Titanium KeyBar
$66.95
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“Alright. Last stop.”
ALUMINUM KEYBARS
THE ENGRAVERHAND SPECIAL EDITION ALUMINUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Aircraft-grade aluminum construction
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Laser engraved with custom @EngraverHand design
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Engraverhand Edition Aluminum KeyBar v.2
$106.95
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THE BLACK ANODIZED ALUMINUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Aircraft-grade aluminum construction
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Black anodized
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Aluminum KeyBar
$47.95
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THE STONEWASHED ALUMINUM KEYBAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Aircraft-grade aluminum construction
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Aluminum KeyBar
$41.95
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THE BLACK ANODIZED ALUMINUM FREEDOM BAR FROM KEYBAR®
SPECIFICATIONS
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Aircraft-grade aluminum construction
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Patriot themed engraving with American Flag on the front and US Constitution on the back
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Fits up to 12 keys and inserts with included screws
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Expandable to fit up to 28 keys and inserts
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Comes with a titanium pocket clip
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Weighs less than 2 ounces
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Made in the USA
Aluminum Freedom Bar
$51.95
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“Where’s my new box of KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry?! I paid for overnight delivery, brosef!”
THE FINAL WORD ON EDC KEY ORGANIZERS
“Finally. I’ve got all my extremely fresh EDC KeyBar® Key Organizers from Gallantry back. Totally worth it.”
KeyBar. Key Organizers are a great investment when you want to keep your key situation nice and tight. Given that the legendary Gallantry Man is literally always prepared for anything that may come his way, it really is only fitting that any Gallantry Man has at least one (if not more) of the most top-notch, functional, and rugged key organizer in the US of A, the KeyBar®.
STREAMING THE EDC KEY ORGANIZER
The other day, we were looking for a new Crime Drama to check out at Gallantry HQ. Since we were scrolling Amazon Prime, TNT’s Animal Kingdom popped up. Given that the first four seasons of the acclaimed family drama are available to stream free with an Amazon Prime subscription, we decided to try it out.
A remake of the awesome 2010 Australian movie of the same name, the series stars Ellen Barkin as the vicious, infamous Janine “Smurf” Cody, the matriarch of Cody crime family. Scott Speedman (Dark Blue, Citizen Gangster), Shawn Hatosy (Alpha Dog, Southland), Ben Robson, Jake Weary, and Finn Cole also star in Kingdom as her criminal accomplice sons (and grandson).
We dug the first few episodes of the series, centered on the teenage “J” (Finn Cole), Smurf’s grandson, who moves in with his freewheeling grandmother and uncles in their Southern California beach town after his mother dies of an overdose, only to of course discover that their life of excess comes with more danger than he could have ever anticipated. However, we couldn’t help but think “Man, that dude could’ve used a Gallantry Key Organizer from KeyBar®!” once or twice (or maybe even a few more times).
If you’re looking for a cool, relatively new show (it premiered in 2016) to stream for free with your Amazon Prime membership, definitely add the first four seasons of Animal Kingdom to your watchlist HERE !
Oh, and if you end up digging the show? We’ve got good news. The fifth season just aired, and its sixth and final season is set to air next summer.
Guess we’ve got some catching up to do!